The third person. This is Paris, my dear. It’s just natural.

Nothing left. Clearly, there’s nothing left to the imagination with such a gown.

Itchy bitchy butts. I wonder what made these bridesmaids itch.

Very enticing. Why would someone agree to wear a gown like that if she isn’t insinuating anything?

Kiss marks. She thinks more kiss marks will make her more appealing to her groom.